Parker quotes

Today parker said a few funny things, I always tell myself I will remember and write them down and don't, but I am trying. So here it goes Parker: look mom i can pick up your muscles.... Out of confusion I look up and see him lifting my hand weights aka muscles Tonight at dinner I asked parker to come sit down and he didn't so I kept repeating myself until he obeyed...then I said why weren't your listening to me? Parker: sorry mom when you talk to me I turn my ears off so I don't I have to hear it! I couldn't help but laugh, that trick seems to be pretty common in this house....